This is a parody of 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang. The parody was written by Stuart McArthur. He is one funny dude from Australia!
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Parody written by Stuart McArthur
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Sweat Betty
Sweat Betty
sheesh-Betty-you're-so-hot
me and you
SHOULD do all the stuff that Fred and Wilma would do NOT
so why not slide...
up my hide...
and kiss "The Barney Stone!"s
one on EACH side - they're not cockeye'd (...though there's also one of those)
so since you've stacked away the rockery...Bed-
rock Barn-ey instead
I want to play inside your cave now Bamm-Bamm's safely tucked in bed
wanna/do/you/over
THERE
on/the/comfy/stone-
WARE
maybe/even/on/a
ROCK............or rocking CHAIR
I want to
yabba dabba DO you
every yabba dabba where
(do-it-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do-it-again-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like a Stone-Age self-discovery couple
[ funky beats drown out ensuant activities, then.... ]
You've...
more suction than your "mammoth" vacuum cleaner
Fred might
be/a/Twinkletoes at bowling, but it's ME whose wiener's cleaner
caveman stubble?
did/it/cause/you/trouble?
adventuring DOWN in
your quar-ry?
then-I'll-grab-this
Hallmark/shard/n/chisel/you/a/love/note
to say "I'M dinosor-ry!"
then would/you/let
me
film/the/deed
(on "BC"D)
with MY bird camer-a!
coz if the Water Buffa-loes see that, they'll make me Grand Pooh-bah!
I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine
with my new fine-toothed porcupine
and then we'll do it Jetson-style
in
"Pterodactyl Air" Mile...
...High Club!"
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, like kissing unflanneled
so lets do it like they do on the PreHistory Channel
(getting horny now)
(Horn Section)
You and me Betty, irresistibly charming
so let's do it like they do in the PreHistory carvings
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, wanna test the arena
so let's do it like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Regina
(do it now)
You and me Betty, yeah, babe I'm excited!
so let's do it like a horny pair of sabre-toothed tigers
(do it again now)
"Barney Bonks Betty" would be a top-rater
so let's do it coz who knows, we might outrate Wally Gator
(getting horny now)
(fade)