I'd Be Falling [v1] I met her at a swap meet Sunday Noticed the nose ring that she wore. And the tattoo of a cobra Was not something to adore Deep down I knew I'd never love her She said my cologne made her high, But who'd have thought I'd be falling For a girl with a pink eye [v2] We met at the diner on Tuesday She walked in with a leather suit Her Harley shined through the window And her spiked hair looked so cute I swore that I'd not get involved I wanted a girl with more class But who'd have thought I'd be falling For one with a tattooed asp [ch] I'd be falling If she loved me I'd be falling If she had cared I'd be falling If she was pretty But I'm falling Cause she was weird [v3] She came to my house on Saturday I don't know why I let her in Said she was leaving for Memphis Cause Elvis was seen again She said I could ride along with her I never had been on a bike But who'd have thought I'd be falling For a woman I don't like [v4] I was alone again on Monday I don't know why I didn't go It's not that I didn't need her Must have been her painted toe She sent me a postcard from Graceland She said "Goodbye, see you around" But who'd have thought I'd be falling When I'm standing on the ground [ch] I'd be falling If she loved me I'd be falling If she had cared I'd be falling If she was pretty But I'm falling Cause she was weird