Gotcha Matthias. . .and you thought you were just joking!
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Well, Matthias is an AmIRight parody author and if you go to amiright.com and find my Red Ant Surprise, you'll know what this whole song is about.
He is the Beer Man
He's not a gay cowboy
and he blames his mishabs on an evil twin
How can a person like him love the nude
Why is he cravin' silicone breasts and melons
Oooohhh
and he loves his puns
Matthias Guy
He loves girls with big thighs
and mountains high
Sings about Atkins
and Michael Jackson
Matthias Guy-Disturbing taxi ride
Matthias Guy
No one's gonna show him up
Even though his mom was on the net
Though it was not his best
I'm, I'm just a spoofer
Singing new words to some old played out pop songs
How can a person dissect Simple Plan
Under the tipped cow entered the Red Ant Surprise
Oooohhh
and it caught his eyes
Matthias Guy-I know he'll be surprised
Matthias Guy
Cause he was joking
but now he's been sung in
Matthias Guy
I caught you in this vibe
Matthias Guy
and now you have been sang about
to get into the light where you belong
but this song still isn't done
Oh-oh
Heh-heh-heh--
Matthias Guy
He's the first to give me 5
on a parody I worked so hard on
He made me feel at home
Matthias Guy
he likes mimes with big eyes
Matthias Guy
Thirty beers just ain't enough
as we enter the life that he condones
Matthias Guy
Matthias Guy
Caught him by surprise
Matthias Guy