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Astro Girl Verse 1 I’ve driven more than 900 miles to find you And I don’t care what the people gonna say about me I’m on a mission and you know I get things done in my life I got zero gravity, a space vacuum in my head Verse 2 I was in a hurry and I think you know what I mean Wearin’ diapers on my ass got my foot pinned on the floor Watchin’ losers fade behind me like stars as I fly by Speeding forward ever closer to the constellation of whores Chorus 1 Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane Got on the same bus - must stay hidden - must maintain Chased the bitch but my trip it was in vain Cuz she got to the cops now I’ll have to plead insane… Verse 3 With my new found fame I wear my jacket on my head No paparazzi jerkoff’s gonna shoot my nasty face I’m well known in the solar system from Mercury to Mars For wearin’ pee stinkin’ diapers and hangin’ out in bars Chorus 2: Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane Got on the same bus - must stay hidden - must maintain Chased that bitch but she got in her damned car Now she got to the cops I’m an imploding star…