A song about NASA's little crazy beeotch!
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Johnny Fubar
Johnny Fubar
February 08, 2007
Story behind the song
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Lyrics
Astro Girl
Verse 1
I’ve driven more than 900 miles to find you
And I don’t care what the people gonna say about me
I’m on a mission and you know I get things done in my life
I got zero gravity, a space vacuum in my head
Verse 2
I was in a hurry and I think you know what I mean
Wearin’ diapers on my ass got my foot pinned on the floor
Watchin’ losers fade behind me like stars as I fly by
Speeding forward ever closer to the constellation of whores
Chorus 1
Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools
Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules
If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools
In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools
In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane
Got on the same bus - must stay hidden - must maintain
Chased the bitch but my trip it was in vain
Cuz she got to the cops now I’ll have to plead insane…
Verse 3
With my new found fame I wear my jacket on my head
No paparazzi jerkoff’s gonna shoot my nasty face
I’m well known in the solar system from Mercury to Mars
For wearin’ pee stinkin’ diapers and hangin’ out in bars
Chorus 2:
Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools
Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules
If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools
In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools
In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane
Got on the same bus - must stay hidden - must maintain
Chased that bitch but she got in her damned car
Now she got to the cops I’m an imploding star…
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