Originally this song was about a ghetto, however some of my friends thought it was inappropriate, and thus I rewrote the song about one of my favorite TV shows, South Park. . .originally written in 2003, never recorded until 2006, re-recorded in 2010, and re-imagined entirely and re-recorded in 2017

Hi Kyle. Hi Stan. Have you Seen Kenny? No Stan. He Dead? I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town Full of antics, somewhat spastic We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules Mr. Garrison had an operation C'mon Stanley get with Wendy I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town Full of antics, somewhat spastic We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules Mr. Garrison had an operation I'm a Red-Headed boy in a twisted small town Cops can't read, Al's a queen, Towlie smokes weed Craig is bad, Chef is dead, we've seen Saddam Hussein Tweek's a freak, Satan's Gay, Neddy can't speak We've got Goths, Talking crabs, Chef's gone cray, So be warned Ooooh I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town Full of antics, somewhat spastic We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules Mr. Garrison had an operation C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh We talk back, have foul mouths, get in trouble daily Caused a war, went too far, we push Boundaries Let's Offend, all again, Hardly animation Trash the town, Mayor gets down, she is stanky You can watch, but please know Your IQ will drop for sure You can watch, but please know Your IQ will drop for sure Ooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town Full of antics, somewhat spastic We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules Mr. Garrison had an operation I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town Full of antics, somewhat spastic We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules Mr. Garrison had an operation C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooooh C'mon Stanley get with Wendy Oooh-Oooh Hey Butters, Where's Kenny Gone Stan, I think Kenny's Dead You Killed Kenny--You Bastards