A parody of Queen's 'We Will Rock You'. Lyrics can be found at: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen141.shtml
If you follow the link to the lyrics, you'll see that I wrote lyrics for "We are the Champions" as well, but I don't currently have the budget or the equipment to record anything that would to the instrumental parts justice. Actually, I didn't do this much justice, but I hope you enjoy.
Gimli, son of Gloin, you have joined the fellows
But insist you don't wanna be thrown you say
A huge beard on your face
(Braid)-ed with grace
Running so hard to keep with the pace
(We must)
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
Legolas with keen sight you fight-
Arrows rush to meet with some orcs who won't last the day
An elf knife for the chase
(ya) long eared race
Walking on the snow, not leaving a trace
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
Boromir's a strong man, stout man, brave
Has a dream, gonna get to Gondor some day
He thinks my ring is nice
Bad advice
Before this war is over he's gonna think twice
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
(Every hobbit)
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
De-stroy
De-stroy
One Ring
Complete lyrics can still be found at: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen141.shtml