Down at Billy's Bar, drinkin' shooters Spent my check and half of next month's rent Man, them dancin' girls sure had some hooters Just don't know where all the hours went Stumble to my front door There's no key under the rock Light comes on, I hear the deadbolt lock (Chorus): I'm locked out and loaded again All I did was party with some friends You'd think she'd know by now This ol' wolf has got to howl I'm locked out and loaded again Tried to get some sleep in my pickup Panic button tripped the horn and lights Police came, said somethin' 'bout a stickup Chauffered me downtown in a black and white Night court judge said "no bail You're a mess and drunk as hell" Gavel down, they poured me in a cell (Chorus): I'm locked up and loaded again All I did was party with some friends You'd think they'd know by now This ol' wolf has got to howl I'm locked up and loaded again (Bridge): Next time I'll go easy And not drink so much, I guess That way I won't go home To the wrong address (Chorus): I'm locked up and loaded again All I did was party with some friends You'd think they'd know by now This ol' wolf has got to howl I'm locked up and loaded again (Chorus): I'm locked up and loaded again All I did was party with some friends You'd think they'd know by now This ol' wolf has got to howl I'm locked up and loaded again