He's like an old VCR - stuck in rewind
He can't ever catch up - falling behind
The creditors keep calling
In hope to find a crumb
But old Mr. Haggerty
Is forever playing dumb
If he's looking raggedy - it's by design
And if no one talks to him - it would be fine
The senators in Congress
Can never pass a bill
But old Mr. Haggerty
Passes gas for the thrill
He's a man of means
In torn blue jeans
All jacked up
For a can of beans
Yeah- he's a man of means
A mean machine
All decked out
Dressed to the eighteens
Mr. Haggerty
He used to be a millionaire
A member of the elite
He gave it all to charity
Now he's living on the street
He's a man of means
In torn blue jeans
All jacked up
For a can of beans
Yeah- he's a man of means
A mean machine
All decked out
Dressed to the eighteens
Mr. Haggerty
Mr. Haggerty
