This is a song Parody of the Muddle of Pud song -'She Hates Me'. My wife, April, wrote the funniest line (...went straight to her thighs) and did the yum yums and the belch at the end. I'm so proud ;-)
comedy
honedawg
bruce mahoney
karijokee
song parodies
Lyrics
Met A girl thought she was grand
Fell in love found out first hand
Went well for a week or two until she started to eat my food.
Grabbed a chip right from my grip inever thought she'd drink all the dip. Then at BK I realized she had eaten my whole order of fries
Then she ate me...Out of house and home
she tore through my cupboards and ate all my groceries till I had none and she's still hungry.
She would eat for hours and hours
There was nothing she wouldn't devour then she started lookin at me she didn't need no stinkin recipe
She frink8me...She frikn8me
I tried to fight her but now I'm left with just a carcass and she's still hungry.
Yum yum......Glutton!(4x's)
That's my story you can see
I may be dead but at least I'm free one consolation to my suprise I had went straight to her thighs when she ate me. (repeat chorus)