You may get quite 'attached' to this parody of Stealers Wheel's 'Stuck in the Middle with You'.
song parodies
Lyrics
Well I knew that SuperGlue cap was tight
When it flew off then it gave me a fright
I'm so scared - I think I'm stuck to this chair
And I'm worrying I got lots in my hair
Thumb stuck on my left hand - fingers on my right
Here I am - stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I'm stuck with my own SuperGlue
And I'm wondering how to stop all this flow
I'm afraid I've glued the cat to my face
Oozing around here it's all over the place
Gummed up my left eyelid - jammed open the right
Here I am stuck with my own SuperGlue
Well now ev'rything I'm touching
Is adhering at the speed of light
Soon my skin I must be peeling
Clothes stuck to my back and I scream, scream
Try to pry my hand from the wall
But I can't see 'cus it's in my eyeball
Now my foot's cemented fast to the floor
And I don't think that I can hear anymore:
Wood stuck in my left ear - crayons in my right
Here I am stuck with my own SuperGlue
Well I should have used some Elmer's
Or just tied stuff with a rubber band
Now my face is all distorted
Glued into a permanent crease, crease
Now I know that that adhesive was tight
And my rescuers they saw a strange sight
'Cus my 'old fella' was stuck to the chair
Wish I'd thought to wear some clean underwear
Smiles to the left of me - laughter to the right
'Cus I am stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I'm stuck with my own SuperGlue
Stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I am stuck with my own SuperGlue