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Parc an Venton
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This was Merry's entry to the Parc an Venton song parody contest (in which entrants had to write a parody using the phrase 'When the Corne is out of Parc an Venton').
Podcasts - Comedy
Previous peak charts position #153
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #24
words by Merry & Pippin
2004
April 14, 2006
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MP3 2.8 MB  •  128 kbps  •  3:02
Lyrics
Ah... Parc an Venton's out of corne Sheavin' no rye, an' there ain't no corne no mo' Bakin' no dough Sorghum's all mown Harvestin' time with the corne's now fadin' Switchin' crops from silage grain Wheat's not a cereal rarin' to make wealth strong Cravin' a bong I seed what I want No feed and no peas - ain't no plan for no snap legumes Oats won't stuff my cozy field Corne's out the way to lay in poppies Blooms and leaves furl - sown for miles Back when the corne's out of Parc an Venton A new toke off'ring for the season Lenten So eager to reap now - no replanting Coooooooooooooooooorne Hay in mow, hay in mow, hay in mow's now shady! Parc an Venton's versatile Plow in a lasting manu'ure, now nitro's right Set smudge pots all night And check for worm blight Bind up the gleanings - don't risk no tractors, yeah Oh I love my posy yield Corne's out the way to lay in poppies Armed with meager hoe I wield Cracklin' corne's out of Parc an Venton But new crop I bring will sell well in Trenton So eager to reap now - no replanting Coooooooooooooooooorne Flay it now, flay it now, flay it now, like crazy! Parc an Venton's agrophile None of this chaff, just a flower that packs a bite Husk no more all night No catchin' corne blight Harness my team and go plant dioxins... Op op op op Op op op Op op op op op Op oppa op op op Op i ate (fade away like a crushed blossom...)
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