Hear the hobbits get fired up in this parody of the Beatles' "Do You Want to Know a Secret"...
You'd never known the power tow'ring 'bove you
You better say now much appealing prayer...
Does the lava flow or secrete?
Does the crevasse start to swell?
Is the fissure gonna clear?
See the boulders flong in air
Magma's on the loose!
Ign'ous (spew, lav, spew)
Does the lava flow or secrete? (do lav, do)
Does it promise fiery hell? (spew, lav, spew)
Flow-ow-ow-ow, molten! (do lav, do)
Great eruption in the air (spew, lav, spew)
Grey ash hurling here and there
Pi-les up on you!
Out groaned Vesuv'us when caldera blew
Pompeian blues, Romans stewed!
Virgin! (still brand new)
No attempt to mull or regret (cool, lav, cool!)
True, the sacrifice, it quells? (true, so, true)
Go-oh-oh on, push 'er! (say a-dieu)
Bet the ashes start to clear (they're subdued)
Safe from curse until next year...
Hymen stopped the ooze!