Oh I Was Hindu Was Hindu but then – I read the Torah I know I’m indecisive Cannot choose but I tried Oh no I’m so confused I’m so confused That’s me in a quandary That’s me with a textbook Choosing my religion Trying to find one I like Now I think I’ll try Zoroaster Oh no, I’m so confused I haven’t read enough I thought I might be a Buddhist I thought I might try some Tao I think I ought to read more tracts Every Sunday I’m pondering on the power Of Cath-o-lic confessions Trying to keep track of my sins Might be trendy and kinda cool Oh no, I’m so confused I’m so confused Consider this Consider this A hint of Confucius Or maybe this - Baptist I’m always On my knees praying What if J’ovah’s witnesses Come knocking around Now I’ve too much choice I thought that I might be a Mormon I thought that I might try Zen I think I ought to read more tracts The choices made me scream Choices made me scream That’s me with a Bible That’s me with the Koran Choosing my religion Trying to keep up with God And I don’t know which god to choose from Oh no I’m so confused I haven’t read enough I thought I’d return to Hindu I thought that I might go back I think the Bhagavad-Gita That that was just a scream That was just a scream