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A Parody of James Blunt's Song 'You're Beautiful'
Podcasts - Comedy
Previous peak charts position #41
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #19
Kevin Sage
2006
May 08, 2006
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MP3 3.0 MB  •  128 kbps  •  3:17
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Story behind the song
Fortunately, this song is not based on personal experience.
Lyrics
This is freakin brilliant--whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No, just keep going. Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didnt know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didnt see the bump right here I shouldntve drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldnt tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights? But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didnt see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear. I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces As they watched me almost hook up with her--him--her--him--oh, gosh. But its time to face the truth I got drunk and made out with a dude.
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