My office has two swingin' doors, they open right at nine Just step inside and have a glass of wine There's always music here for you and in a little while I'll be around to greet you with a smile Now don't be shy, I'm here to help, darlin', step this way Relax and feel the music that they play You can bet I'll check you out and run a test or two Then I will figure out what I can do Chorus: They call me Dr. Honky Tonk 'cause I treat broken hearts I may not heal you overnight, but I can make a start I've got some feel good medicine I know you're gonna want They call me Dr. Honky Tonk When it's finally closing time and we've all had a ball I'll be glad to make a late house call I'll take you home and tuck you in and let you get some rest After we perform one final test Repeat Chorus Bridge: I don't take checks or credit cards and you won't get a bill You can say I do it for the thrill Repeat Chorus Repeat Chorus