Another love song.
This is a true story.
I have a love affair with my Cousin
It only lasted half a dozen
Months & the she found another
But just cause her dads my mums brother
It doesn't mean that what we did was wrong
But she just said that we didn't get on
& so I thought I'd write myself a song
About me & my cousin
I had a love affair with my cousin
I t only lasted half a dozen
Months & then she called it off
I think that I must have pissed her off
She never took me seriously
Just cause we're on the same family tree
& so I guess it was never meant to be
For me & my cousin
I'd always had a crush on her
Ever since my sisters wedding
It was in a little church
Not that far from Reading
I had a love affair with my cousin
It only lasted half a dozen
Months & then she finished with me
But if things had worked out differently
Then maybe someday I'd have proposed
& we'd have had a kid with eleven toes
& so it's just as well then I suppose
For me & my cousin