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My Dog Loves Me
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Basil White
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(c) 2005 BasilWhite.Com
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March 28, 2005
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Well, at least my dog loves me. Wait, no he doesn’t. Dogs don’t love people. Dogs love food. To dogs, we’re just hairless apes who open cans. You think your dog loves you? Don’t feed him. ‘Cos either he will die, or he will love you, ‘cause you will become food. Cats are worse. They won’t even wait ‘til you’re cold. Why do you think cats sleep on top of us? They wanna be there the moment we croak. First on the carcass. Law of the jungle.
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