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Jack Parsons took Ron's ass to the carwash.
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Previous peak charts position #19
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #8
Queso/ Touchmonkey
Joint Trench Records 2002
February 03, 2003
MP3 3.8 MB
128 kbps bitrate
0:00 minutes
Story behind the song
Clean behing the ears, clean inside his eye of Set.
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Its the return of the dogma destroyers. Wiping our asses with the letters of the lawyers from the cult of $cientology. Those fucks need some proctology to pull their heads out of the hole that shit comes from. Listen to Hubbard and you'll wind up being dumb. That motherfucker was a douchebag and a drunk, who's magic brother used to fuck him like a punk. It's all junk to subjugate the gullible. The kind of bunk that paints Hubbard as infallible. To think a drunk who's penis was unusable would have a cult that thought he was incredible.Damage the dogma. Question the belief. Demand the research til they beg for relief. Doublecheck the facts the clams use for proof - so unrealistic in light of the truth. Like: 8 million members - BULLSHIT! Its scientific - BULLSHIT! OT's have powers - BULLSHIT! Ron was a physicist - BULLSHIT! They're so wrong in so many ways that to write up a list would take so many days. Suffice it to say that the cult is dismayed when their words aren't obeyed and their lies are displayed. Damage. Clams scam it still grows and Touchmonkey punch throws like Hajime no Ippo - Lights out on those creeps. So, why you wanna go and tell everyone an alien will stick to their bodies if they don't pay you. YEAH, ROCK!! That's a crock of shit - everybody knows it. Ron was a dimwit and you guys really show it best. You show it best! Why you wanna go and tell everyone an alien will stick to their bodies if they don't pay you. YEAH, ROCK!! That's a crock of shit - everybody knows it. Ron was a dimwit and you guys really show it best. You show it best! Using a religion as a surrogate erection. Completing his selection of an idiot collection. His recollection couldn't be trusted. His brain was dusted from V.D., booze, pills, and cheap thrills. Its an uphill battle just to read through his prattle - if you do that'll get you NOTHING! Nothing but bored or bankrupt, whored or headfucked, drained by leeches in a gangbang bloodsuck. Jack Parsons took Ron's ass to the carwash (X 2) Well I don't hate slaves - I hate slavery, and slaves are what they make in $cientology. Its a cage made of bars no one else can see, and we'll keep enturbulatin' 'til the last ones free. Jack Parsons took Ron's ass to the carwash (X 4)
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