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If They Can't Take a Joke
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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" is a religious motto of the Church of the Subgenius. According to a recent poll, Subgenii beat $cientologists for fun %100 of the time.
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Peak #20
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Queso/ Touchmonkey
Rights
Joint Trench Records 2001
Uploaded
February 03, 2003
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MP3 2.6 MB, 128 kbps, 0:00
Story behind the song
The weasel lawyer douchebags of dopey cults cannot take a joke - fuck 'em.
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$cientology is trying to make me silent by telling other people that I'm violent. They say that I'm a terrorist. I'm really just a satirist - a lyricist enjoying this particular mess. I was never a member. I don't hold a glowing ember from a time when they burned me... turned me to a puppet... or stole all of my duckets - you know, ran off with my money, but I think it's kinda crummy how they do it to folks. I enjoy making jokes about the stupidly serious. The freaks that get delerious when someone points a finger. So stoic and stern from the things that they learned reading "How to be a dullard" by their guru L Ron Hubbard. A straight-up bastard, see? Committing deeds that were dastardly. A convicted petty thief that used psych drugs for relief. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and you can't take a joke - so fuck you! (X2) Enturbulator - verbal decimator, dogma violator, cult agitator, lyrical alligator, humor instigator, fact disseminator, turnin' Hubbard's masturbators into first ammendment haters. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and the joke's on you for believing in that scheming, dirty, theiving little liar - pants on fire. I believe that its dire his cult soon expire. See, Ron is a joke and we laugh til we choke and we can't breathe the air 'cause it smells like clams. Laugh and circle around their nefarious plans. Can you laugh when you know you're the evil in man? Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and you can't take a joke - so fuck you!
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