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The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bullshit! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
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Podcasts - Comedy
Previous peak charts position #20
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #7
Queso/ Touchmonkey/ P-Squared
Joint Trench Records 2001
February 03, 2003
MP3 2.6 MB
128 kbps bitrate
0:00 minutes
Story behind the song
Ever know antyone who desperately tried to spread around an OLD lie?
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How many clams do you see in your town? I'd think if there were millions, you'd see some of them around. 8 million is the 70's, the 80's, the 90's. 8 million into Y2K, but how many do you see? Expanded? Your bland brand of underhanded, armbanded planethandlers got stranded when they demanded command, but only managed to crashland. Your grand scam is built on sand and will disband once the planned flames get fanned. You'll feel an iron hand on your adrenal gland. You'll be outmanned when you get scanned and panned on the witness stand. Your hyde'll be tanned. You won't be able to clutch a strand and your name will carry balme and shame throughout the entire land. Damn! Is that religion or spam? 8 million dollars in the shape of a clam. How many cans? 8 million and counting. Or the 8 year old boys the commodore was mounting. If there's 8 million clams, then there's 8 billion critics who's shitlists are writ thick with the dumb and parasitic, and plastic and pink and those who don't think. 8 million corpses are starting to stink. Worse than Ko***n's gash or a swamp gas or a sewage leak, when they speak the shit gets 8 million feet deep. Oh, they're so full of shit. I can't believe how fucking full of shit they are. How many clams do you see in your town? I'd think if there were millions, you'd see some of them around. 8 million is the 70's, the 80's, the 90's. 8 million into Y2K, but how many do you see? Now Hubbard liked to make up numbers. Pulled from an ass by a verbal plummer. Dumber than you think, the stink from the bullshit he peddled would've won him a medal if he'd ever seen a battle. But he ran from his duty like a zero. Never was a hero - just a bum and a con and a bitch. Which isn't to say that he was gay, just that he would switch to dick when it came to magic. It sounds kinda sick, but it's true - he sucked the goo that laced his poo with the OTO crew. But he wasn't gay though, if it's magic, it's not gay. How many clams do you see in your town? I'd think if there were millions, you'd see some of them around. 8 million is the 70's, the 80's, the 90's. 8 million into Y2K, but how many do you see?
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