This is a new collab partner from overseas, Les Cristaux Liquident. PakuPaku provided this killer dub, I wrote and recorded the bizarre lyrics.
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PakuPaku and his Les Cristaux Liquident bredren, put down some groovy dubs, we celebrate technology by making music that couldn't be without the world wild web. Zubrowka is an honest to goodness Polish vodka made from actual bison grass, how could that be bad for anyone? Well we both made zubrowka (the song) while celebrating Jah's blessings.
I like to think
That Mother Nature rules the Earth
And the almighty Jah Rastafari
Rules all the people
Together they are mother and father
And we
Are the children
If I had a Monet picture
It would be that pretty one
With the water and the flowers
Cause splashing can be a lotta fun
If I had a salad spinner
It would have a spout
For leaking the leeks
And so the water can more easily get out
So the water can just run right out
If I had a good reason
I could run and hide
But things as they are
I better steer than just to ride
I better steer than just to ride
If my head was filled with questions
I would just let it sit
Then by Wednesday morning
Maybe I could give a sh**
If my sister had a wiener dog
I would go and walk him
But if that rain came pouring down
We would have to swim
Maybe we would have to go and swim
If I had a zillion dollars
I would buy some time
Somewhat further backwards
And take my brothers climb
If I had some baseball cards
I could trade them all
Give three Honus Wagners
And get two tickets to the mall
If I had my Oster blender
I would whip some berries
If that took me too far off
Then maybe Id have sufficient reason to worry
Maybe then Id have a reason to worry
If I had an appointment
Maybe it would be with the mighty king
But youre always late
Should I be looking in to other things
Look it up in a book
If I had a motor scooter
I could wind it up
Maybe inside the coffee pot
They just dont like those little cups
Textbook directed resentment towards an innocent vessel
If I had a TV show
You could be the star
I wish I was really little
So I could drive a really
Little car
If I had three hundred dollars
Thered be donuts by the score
January then February
Then shell be turning four
Happy birthday to you sweetheart
If I had more gumbo
I could make some noise
Next door my neighbors
They got two shiny little boys
Yeah they got shiny one and shiny two
Salad spinner going around
All going to be mixed up