Well, there we was, adventuring in Todd's Ford Explorer, up North in Canada, and dang it a crazy old feller goes off of the falls o' Niagra in a barrel! So we was watching, and our pal Hans McGraw come up and started playing his old Fender '67 P-Bass. He had some gnarly chorus riff going there, and the rest of us just chipped in some experiences on our road trip. Thus the song was born. Yeehaw!

Waterfall Mystic scene of blue and green Tourists Dive off the edge in a barrel Chorus: Well we were Slap jackin' elbow smackin' girly hottin' Vladmir Putin GOOD TIMES Yes we were Beer chuggin' bear huggin' apple pickin' toad lickin' GOOD TIMES The wilderness Serenity in mother nature Boy scouts in the field Making love Chorus Blanket of snow Happy children sledding by Icy slopes Injured people falling down Chorus over: Waterfalls and evergreen trees White mountains and the cool ocean breaze Desert sands and howling winds And the grassy fields were the boy scouts sinned Chorus