I wanted to write a song about how I felt wbout a certain someone, and my dorky side motivated me to turn to the world of Star Trek to express myself. This song has been played on Dr. Demento's radio show, and we can be seen playing it live (or the last chorus anyway) in the movie 'Trekkies 2'.

Every once in awhile something comes over me It's so hard for me to hide, it must be easy to see The burning of my blood is so hard to ignore At least now I know what my fingers can be used for Join me in a Vulcan mind-meld I wanna do it with you Will you join me in a Vulcan mind-meld There's nothing else I would rather do I've always wanted to try a mind-meld with somebody But, until now, I've never known who that someone might be "My mind to your mind, my thoughts to yours", now our minds will be one Please let me probe your cranium, I think it'll be lots of fun.