My disco tribute to the floor shows we staged in our off-campus college apartment on Crown Street
A celebration of the impromptu production numbers we performed in our off-campus apartment in college
You needn't ask yourself
"Where will my next
4-leaf clover be?"
Since you came up with the topic of
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
And in the heat of our grade race
Suddenly you have it over me
With the stroke of genius known as
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
You need a title that'll
Signal this papers worth--
"BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY, colon
The Most Important Thing on Earth"
Nothing in this life or the next
Can be minimized overly
When scaled to the significance of
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
Who even cares what
The Virgin Mary blew out her ovary?
When nothing compares to
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
So catch this revision
(I feel as though I'm giving birth!)
"BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY, colon
The Most Important Thing on the Face of the Earth"
Where and when will
The world-ending supernova be?
Well it cant hold a candle to
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
Really nothing in the whole universe
Can be minimized overly
Beside the sheer magnificence of
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
Buzz, buzz
Thats the way it was
In her dreary little backwater town
The buzzing weighed her down
Made her morose
One day she took a dose
(INTERLUDE)
No no nothing in the whole universe
Can be minimized overly
Beside the sheer magnificence of
BUZZING IN MADAME BOVARY
CODA:
Buzz, buzz, buzz
Soon thats all there was, was, was
In her dreary little backwater town