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A parody of Bobby Vinton's "Sealed with a Kiss." Merry warbles slightly off key about the woes of the beschnitten male...
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Peak #66
Peak in subgenre #16
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words by Merry & Pippin
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2004
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August 03, 2004
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MP3 1.3 MB, 128 kbps, 0:00
Story behind the song
Merry says: It just came to me in flash of blind inspiration while eating a banana...
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It’s located near my thigh, such a bummer Hoping the scalpel won’t miss It’s just ‘unneeded stuff’ - Rabbi says it is better Peeled at a Bris Guess it’s gonna lose the fold and be numb-er Should I wail ‘amen’ to this? Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better Peeled at a Bris Recast now like a helmet To pare that foreskin’s unfair My fun anteater-shaped pole’s through They bobbed it - it’s been laid bare! Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer? Sure be more fun to kiss Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember They peeled it at a Bris (cutting violins) “Benefits are many-fold” told my Mama “More hygiene and cleanliness” Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better? Peeled at a Bris Peeled at a Bris Peeled at a Bris
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