A parody of Bobby Vinton's "Sealed with a Kiss." Merry warbles slightly off key about the woes of the beschnitten male...
Merry says: It just came to me in flash of blind inspiration while eating a banana...
It’s located near my thigh, such a bummer
Hoping the scalpel won’t miss
It’s just ‘unneeded stuff’ - Rabbi says it is better
Peeled at a Bris
Guess it’s gonna lose the fold and be numb-er
Should I wail ‘amen’ to this?
Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better
Peeled at a Bris
Recast now like a helmet
To pare that foreskin’s unfair
My fun anteater-shaped pole’s through
They bobbed it - it’s been laid bare!
Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer?
Sure be more fun to kiss
Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember
They peeled it at a Bris
(cutting violins)
“Benefits are many-fold” told my Mama
“More hygiene and cleanliness”
Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better?
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris