junk food
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Lyrics
VERSE 1
I went to the State Fair of Texas
After having skipped my breakfast.
I was so hungry, I was vexed,
I could’ve even eaten ole Big Tex.
There was such a smorgasbord
Far too many things to report.
I had to get a Twinkie milkshake,
Which may have been a big mistake.
CHORUS
It was the perfect junk food
No matter what you do
You’re gonna hate yourself if you skip it.
It was something so bad
That you knew you had to have
You’re gonna hate yourself if you get it.
It was the perfect junk food.
It was the perfect junk food.
VERSE 2
I couldn’t pass that milkshake up
And got myself a Texas-sized cup.
I took a big sip from that straw.
My taste buds were shocked and awed.
But after that second sip,
I felt my gullet shift.
It did all kinds of misconduct
Deep down in my poor stomach.
VERSE 3
I will spare you all the gory details
About what happened to my entrails.
I still drank all that Twinkie milkshake
Even after those belly aches.
And because of my misfortune
Maybe there’s a lesson for you:
Don’t go to the State Fair of Texas
After having skipped your breakfast.