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Sweater For Christmas (Feat. John Lobello)
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Adult novelty Christmas song.
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Charts #18 in subgenre today (peak #5)
Bob Beckley/John Lobello
2022
November 18, 2022
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SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS (2022 Bob Beckley/John Lobello) It was Christmas Eve at the singles bar I was feeling fast and loose She was dancing near the mistletoe Shaking her sweet caboose I slipped right up and took her hand And said, "Honey, do you come here a lot?" She winked and said, "No, but when I do It's usually in the parking lot" (Chorus): I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer Well, I tried to knock the bottom out And I think we broke a shock We had the windows all fogged up And then we heard a knock It was old Saint Nick and Rudolph too Spreading Christmas cheer They asked me how I liked my gift And grinned from ear to ear and I said (Chorus): I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer (Bridge): All in all I had a ball Just like I knew I would 'Cause ever since the first I had The worst I had's been good (Chorus): I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
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