Yes of course. And yet, what if it were true, we'd feel pretty stupid wouldn't we.
Previously released as a BEATLESEX record, when it was all Them Them Them.
ON THE BUS (The Singlemost Greatest Cover-Up Ever)
Pardon me for askin'
Did you hear what Ringo said?
Paul McCartney died in 1966, he said
William Campbell where've you been?
On The Bus playing the part of you
And I did well too
Ringo Starr, is that the truth?
Did Paul McCartney die?
Decapitated in a car crash
Lost me head, oh my
What a ringer, and he sings
On The Bus playing the part of you
And I did well too
He, a look-alike to me
Did things I couldn't see
Talented through the roof
You, you lived your day for me
Heluva way to be
Campbell, you tell the truth!
(The Power Of Christ Compels You, Beyotch)*
*not in the lyrics; authorized commentary...
Do you mean to tell me
All the fools who said Paul is Dead
Had it right and correct all along
Is that what Ringo just said??
The Look-Alike Who Won The World!
On The Bus playing the part of you
And I did well too
He elaborated, see
Had not occurred to me
Half of what I could do
Halo of a Fallen Star
You drive a better car
You park it better too
Pardon me for askin'
Tell me, who's that little old man?
Keeping Britain Tidy
Wearing a face he keeps in a can
William Campbell, Tell The Truth
Who and what are you?
On The Bus playing the part of you
And I did well too, it's true
Ah...
Ah...
William Campbell, Tell The Truth
Who and what are you?
On The Bus playing the part of you
And I did well too, it's true...
It's true...
It's true.
Copyright 2015 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
(Previously released as a BEATLESEX Record,
when we were bigger... now it's all Him Him Him...)