From the Upcoming Film (Not Titled, "F***UP")
BAH HUMBUG
Hear them tin cans bang-a-lang
Bang-a-lang!
There behind the car
That says "Just Married"
Wedding bells went clang-a-lang
Clang-a-lang!
I still have a photograph I carry
But she never wanted me
I suppose I'll see her when
The movie ends
And
I hear them all talky-talk
Talky-talk!
And I know just what they're saying
He's broken, can't walky-walk
Walky-walk!
Leaning on a cane and praying
'Cause she never wanted me
I suppose I'll see you and
Your new husband every now and then
And all the Christmas song-songs
Ding-dong
I don't care
She's not there
So I'm crying at the window
Bah! Humbug!
There she goes across the street
Across the street!
I am on the side that's raining
More old folks there not to meet
Not to meet!
Now I'm one and I'm complaining
'Cause she vowed she would show me
Not a lot to see at all
The high point is watching me fall
And all the Christmas song-songs
Ding-dong
I don't care
She's not there
So I'm crying at the window
Bah! Humbug!
-Instrumental break-
But she...
Never wanted me...
Couldn't make me be what I
Could never be
And all the Christmas song-songs
Ding-dong
I don't care
She's not there
So I'm crying at the window
Bah! Humbug!
Bah! Humbug!
Bah! Bah! Humbug!
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