Looked in the mirror today Can't believe what was there A pot bellied alien With receding hair Oh my god, what happenned to me? Went to the local dive Saw a girl check me out Went up to talk to her That's when I heard her shout Oh my god, you look just like my dad Where did it all go wrong? This wasn't meant to be A Midlife Tragedy Please tell me it's a dream And not reality 'Cause I don't understand Who is this old man? Turned on the radio Heard my favorite song Wait, what the hell is this!? Something's wrong Oh my god, someone sampled Train In Vain Where did it all go wrong? This wasn't meant to be A Midlife Tragedy Please tell me it's a dream And not reality 'Cause I don't understand I Don't Understand I used to be the man I used to be the man Standing in the pouring rain Saw my ex-girlfriend She got three kids at home And a brand new 'Benz Oh my god, what happenned to me? Where did it all go wrong? This wasn't meant to be A Midlife Tragedy Please tell me it's a dream And not reality This can't be happenning Where did it all go wrong? This wasn't meant to be A Midlife Tragedy Please tell me it's a dream And not reality 'Cause I don't understand Who the hell is this old man?