mckendrick
Lyrics
I got up early, today I'm feeling mighty blessed
It's coming in the mail, my long awaited OAS
I just can't wait, I'm taking Trixie on a date
She's down the hall, from me
I finished up early, as proud as I could be
I knew I still had it, no blue pills for me
Then I saw her face, looking somewhat disgraced
Staring back, at me
Well they say these are the golden years
Enjoy whatever comes your way
But could you drive me to the dollar store
I can't be late, for senior's day
I'm rushing past Jesus, heading through the bathroom door
Staring at the mirror, forgetting what I came her for
Happens all the time, no longer in my prime
So they say, about me
Forget about that, I'm invited down the hall
Trixie scored a meal at the bingo near the shopping mall
Now I'm running late, I can't find my upper plate
No free meal, for me
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Some people, feel we are, just in the way
But just remember, you'll also, be here someday
Well I'm coughing up smoke and laughing at everything
Trixie scored pot at the reservation drive-thru thing
Now I own a bong, and I eating all day long
So they say, about me
Forget about that there's a party down the hall
One more puff and then I'll be joining ya'll
Then I fell asleep and it was purty deep
No party, for me
Chorus
