'When in February 2020 some claimed the CIA was responsible for creating the coronavirus, I was quick to notice that the abbreviation 'CIA' not only can point to the actual US intelligence agency but also to virus spreading extraterrestrials and Chinese global biowarfare. In early April I used the idea for this mid tempo coronavirus conspiracy song. Because its about the CIA there was no question about the main riff chords and their order. Now, in music the 'I' does not exist, unless one regards the 'B' as 'I' (counting two notes up from 'G'). With the chord order 'C'-'B'-'A' however I got the same riff as the one in I Wanna Be Your Dog from the self titled 1969 debut album by The Stooges (although they play 'G'-'Fis'-'E'). So I just used the 'G' -- being the closest to the alphabetical 'I' as you can get in the widely agreed upon chromatic or twelve-tone musical scale. Official YouTube video: https://youtu.be/-iQpP2YlwOU
Lyrics
Dont believe the lies told by the mainstream
They're part of the deep state and the world regime
Science plays along with their corrupted game
In every country on this flat plane
They say that this virus just occurs
As a natural phenomenon on Earth
They will kill me, but hear me when I say:
Im pretty sure it was the CIA
Chorus:
Cosmic Infestation Aliens
Chinese International Attack
Central Intelligence Agency
They all want to keep us All In Check
It could be Communists Initiating Anarchy
To bring capitalism to its knees
Or a Christian Islamic Apocalypse
If a virus prophecy is in their scripts
Im a Conspiracist In Armageddon-mode
My only saviours are the guns I own
'Cause in the end no one is safe and sound
As long as Covid-19 Is Around
Chorus:
Cosmic Infestation Aliens
Chinese International Attack
Central Intelligence Agency
They all want to keep us All In Check
Communication Infrastructure Allergy
Control Increasing Authorities
Conspiracist In Armageddon-mode
As long as Covid-19 Is Around