When you're on a ventilator with a tracheostomy you can't swallow. The only way to clear saliva and gack from your mouth is to have it sucked out using a contraption called a Yankauer. That is all. Not what you're thinking.
I think this is what it would sound like if Steven Wilson joined Rancid.
I don't mean to be rude
I know words are often misconstrued
How the brain wanders
How the mind finds double entendres
But I've got a problem that you can sort out
Nurse, I'm full of stuff that's tough to get out
Assistance please to ease my distress
Anything to render the congestion less
Gimme suction
Gimme suction
I'm suffering from overproduction
Suction
Gimme suction
It's building up to a massive eruption
It's something I can't do myself
Appreciate a little help
Suction
I don't need mouth-to mouth
Just someone to suck this poison out
I'm getting desperate
Don't know what other cure there is for it
I've got enough in here to fill the tank
I need a woman who's a wizz with the Yankauer
Now's not the time for procrastinating
'Cause I really need aspirating
Suction
I don't need mouth-to mouth
Just someone to suck this poison out
Assistance please to ease my distress
Anything to render the congestion less
Gimme suction
Gimme suction
I'm suffering from overproduction
Suction
Gimme suction
It's building up to a massive eruption
It's something I can't do myself
Appreciate a little help
Suction