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Humpty Trumpty
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Podcasts - Comedy - Political Humor
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September 20, 2019
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2:46 minutes
Humpty Trumpty Building his wall, Dumpty Trumpty failed it all. Four-score of Money and Four-score more, Could not make CHumpty Trumpty what he was before. Fumpty Trumpty sate behind his wall, Grumpti Trumpty had no one; Threescore men and threescore more, Cannot place Dumpty Trumpty as he was before. Chumpty Trumpty paid in a check paid the hookers his wife would not neck Forty lawyers and forty four knights had to read Chumpty Trumpty his rights! Dumpty Trumpty built him a wall, Chumpty Trumpty Fat as a Ball; All the country's people and all of it's men want and put Trumpty in prison again. "I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'?" America said. Chumpty Trumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't—till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'?" "But the country' doesn't need 'a nice knock-down argument'," America objected. "When I use a word," Dumpty Trumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." "The question is," said America, "you always make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all." America was too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Chumpty Trumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of they particularly the Crats, they're the Loudest the Republicans you can do anything with them, but not the crats however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! "That's what I say!" "The face is what one goes by, generally," America remarked in a thoughtful tone. "That's just what I complain of," said Dumpty Trumpty. "Your face is the same as everybody has just one. with a nose in the middle mouth under. It's always the same!. Now if you had the two faces like i do for instance that would be some help in understanding it