I recently turned 50 and so I came up with the idea to write this parody. For those of you who are 50 or over, you most likely know about AARP and how they badger you to sign up with them.

"Take the fast train to AARPville and Join our administration!" The techniques we use are dirty and a constant irritation Oh no no, please go go go, I just said no Cause when I come home in the evening And check my email again I find 15 more AARP emails And it's driving my insane and I told them no, Oh no no no, they just won't go But they won't accept my answer if it's NO.... Skip the fast train to AARPville Cause they say no obligation But they'll send a lot more spam and junk mail And a lot more aggravation No, no, no! Oh, no, no, no! They harassed me at AARPville Cause they just called on the phone But I can't talk now. I'm at the office So just leave me alone A la la lone, hang up the phone, leave me alone! But they won't because my answer still is NO! "Take the fast train to AARPville and Join our administration!" The techniques we use are dirty and a constant irritation Oh no no, please go go go, I just said no But they won't accept my answer if it's NO.... Skip the rat race for AARPville They harass me at AARPville Skip the rat race for AARPville They harass me at AARPville