I try to stay off the beaten path when performing covers, and this is no exception. It's one of Frank Zappa's far lesser known songs, from an album I'll bet a lot of his fans have never listened to, called "Zoot Allures". I absolutely love the genius of Zappa, although it's difficult to cover even his seemingly "easy" songs... This is a great example of that, very deceptive. Both this song and that album are definitely among my Zappa favorites. Guess I should warn you in advance that this is probably considered a "PG"-rated tune, but what Zappa song isn't? Recorded, mixed and mastered by Craig Guerrieri (all instruments/vocals) at Cygnus Studios, Florida, USA

Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her Find her, blind her, see who designed her Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her If you should see a girl on the street Now maybe you might think she is sweet But if you wanna tickle her treat Now really, what should you do? Don't never let her know you are smart The universe is nowhere to start You gotta play it straight from the heart She gwine renunciate you That's why you gotta... Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her Find her, blind her, see who designed her Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her Now maybe you might think this is crude And maybe you might think I am rude And maybe this approach I have spewed Is not the one for you But believe me later on you'll find As you impress her with your mind That you will just be left behind For a wiser fool So you might as well... Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her Find her, blind her, see who designed her Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her...