Brass/horn arrangement by Tim Lowe... and played superbly by him also! oh yeah, he added bass too. Piano, drums and vocals by little old me.

Dinner for two isn’t it curious Didn't you forget to come? Dinner for two, I’m getting furious You make me feel like such a bum Dinner for two, I’m growing old Did you ever learn punctuality? Dinner for two, your food is cold The only one that’s left is me… I’m by myself, there’s no one else The waiter tells me I’m wasting time Sipping at your wine Guess I’ll have to dine on Dinner for one It’s not a sin It’s just a dinner for one Twice the vitamin A dinner for two with just minus a few It’s a dinner for one When you didn’t come A dinner for two was harder to do So it’s… Dinner for two for one Well there’s one then there’s two Only one of them includes you too It’s simple math And the staff is laughing at the half of us still here Seems that I have waited years Through the taste of bitter tears Wash them down with a couple beers… or more I’m just a nervous wreck The waiter’s given me the check I’d like to wring that little neck of yours Now I see the Maitre D’ Has a message for me He’s sorry but a lady called a while ago She didn’t know she missed the show Would it be alright Tomorrow night By candle light And Dinner For Two!