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SUE THE SEX-BOT
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The predator of tomorrow; sex robots, and the lonely men they prey upon.
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Podcasts - Comedy - Adult
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JESUS OLDMAN
Copyright 2018 ~ JESUS OLDMAN
January 27, 2018
MP3 5.7 MB
160 kbps bitrate
4:58 minutes
Story behind the song
Story behind the song? That probably will say more than I want to... uh... a bit of applied imagination, plus, maybe a few too many times of trying in vain to find 'true love' on Craigslist... Ohhh. Don't ask. It's a brave new world; lonely men beware... Disclaimer: Not that I am saying anything bad about Craigslist... I just never had any luck there. This song is more a cautionary tale than anything else, but as it is still 'mature subject matter', I have done the responsible thing, and encoded it as "Parental Advisory" and registered it in 'Adult Comedy'... Because, it is funny. Unless it happens to you. Then not so much. Don't ask. I sure won't tell. Ohhh... Sex Robots... You think they're coming? They're already here, Folks. They're already here.
Lyrics
SUE THE SEX-BOT Well, how've you been my friends? It's nice to see you all again Ooh, you would not believe What happened to me I met a girl so sweet Oh yeah, she knocked me off my feet Ooh, she told me come on over I didn't stand a chance, Sir We got up to her room And then she lowered the boom She said, it isn't very hard So just insert your credit card... I was hypnotized by her angel face While she phished all my money Right out of cyberspace Sue... Sue the sex bot What did you do? Get with her, you're got Nightmare come true... Though she's really hot She might get you too! Took me for all that I got Sue the sex bot Get with her and yeah you're got Brother I'm telling you She'll phish all your money Right out of cyberspace Here's our brave new world Oh yeah, and Sue's a robot girl Ooh, and she's cold and calculating As any man of the world She really gave me hope Oh yeah, I really was a dope Ooh, she spun my constitution 360, revolution We got up to her place And began to interface She said, now if you wouldn't mind Please register and verify... I'm seeing stars as the tension mounts She phished my money Right out of my bank account Sue... Sue the sex bot What did you do? Get with her, you're got Nightmare come true... Though she's really hot She might get you too! Took me for all I got Sue the sex bot Get with her and yeah you're got Brother I'm telling you She'll phish your money Right out of cyberspace ~Instrumental Interlude~ And this is what I've learned The lonely can be burned So Beware-- And guard your broken heart Technology is off the charts They'll rip you off with an angel face And pick your pocket Right out of cyberspace Sue... Sue the sex bot What did you do? Get with her, you're got Nightmare come true... Though she's really hot She might get you too! Took me for all I got Sue the sex bot Get with her and yeah you're got Brother I'm telling you She'll pick your pocket Right out of cyberspace Sue... Sue the sex bot What did you do? Get with her, you're got Nightmare come true... Though she's really hot She might get you too! Took me for all I got... Copyright 2018 ~ JESUS OLDMAN
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