Funky Halloween Song
Fester's Got the Funk
©Wolff,Siegel 2010.
He's a hunk of meat that's way overdone
Rotting in the heat of the hot, hot sun
Fester's got the funk
Fester's got the funk
Worse than a sewer skunk
Worse than a garbage dump
Fester's got the funk
That zombie attack wasn't anticipated
Bringing stinky back, he's re-animated
Fester's got the funk
Fester's got the funk
Worse than a sewer skunk
Worse than a garbage dump
Fester's got the funk
He'll look for a bite on Halloween night
Get outta sight if it ain't smelling right
Fester's got the funk
Fester's got the funk
Worse than a sewer skunk
Worse than a garbage dump
Fester's got the funk
If a blast of gas fell in love and married moldy cheddar
Their cheesy-butt child would still smell better 'cuz
Fester's got the funk
Fester's got the funk
Worse than a sewer skunk
Worse than a garbage dump
Fester's got the funk