Late one Christmas Eve
I was sound asleep
Dreaming of the coming day
Grandma's apple pie
Reindeer flying by
Christmas cards from far away
I could hear those carols down the street
Same songs every year
Like the one about that snowman
Who melts away and disappears
Kitschy Christmas songs, yeah,
Out of tune we sing along
Get yourself a cozy chair
And sing a Kitschy Christmas song
Like mythology
Sirens calling me
Dashing through that snowy lane
A girl puts down her flute
"Won't you join my group?"
"I sure would, and I know each refrain."
House by house I lend my baritone
To each willing ear
Belting "Ho-Ho-Ho" like Santa
In that song about the red nosed deer
Kitschy Christmas songs, yeah
Out of tune we sing along
Get yourself some cider cheer
And sing a Kitschy Christmas song
This is my favorite time, and
These songs are my favorite kind, and
One day I'll write a rhyme,
And maybe I'll call it...
(Instrumental Verse)
Kitschy Christmas songs, yeah,
Out of tune we sing along
Get yourself some winter gear
And sing a Kitschy Christmas song!
Skating the frozen lake, and
Catching those falling snowflakes
Getting so cold we shake
It sure sounds an awful lot like...
Kitschy Christmas songs