God Is a Bicycle Thief
God is a bicycle thief
God is a bicycle thief
He came from a land where His parents were furniture thieves
But He stole bikes
Yeah, He stole bikes
God has a hole in His head
He put it there smoking in bed
He opened a spout
Saw the stars shooting out of His face
And off they race
Through outer space
He moves in mysterious ways
Just ask anybody who prays
I guess it's because He just basically does what He likes
And that's all right
But where's my bike?
Copyright 2016 by Mark Kaufman
