Originally written in 2009, I finally decided to record it today in 2015. It's a personal favorite among Janet's song, but the hair in her music video inspired the parody. I can't imagine anyone willingly having their hair look like that, I mean it seriously is like Matrix Spires on her head dyed like Pippy Longstocking hair, but hard in several random directions. . .love you Janet but I couldn't help it.

Hair got long so I headed to a salon something's wrong cause ev'ryone around me's laughing They all just started laughing Turns out most of my hair is gone What is left It Shoots straight out in five different directions It just might hurt you ah no I will never go back there my friend I hope this doesn't start a new trend, baby never trust that one again 'cause Every strand is red Like I bled all week and these pony tails Don't look right you'll see Watch out or he might Make your fam'ly freak Wish that damn barber hadn't worked on me (No never again ooh ) He made brand new split ends (No never again ooh ) I think he cut my head (No Never again ooh) I stood out in the crowd (No Never again ohh) I'll try someone new So I tried someone new the very next week I passed out When I woke my hair had bright blue spikeys Thick rock hard bright blue spikeys I stood up and I heard someone Scream in pain They touched me and now they are bleeding badly They shouldn't have touched the spikeys I tried to wash it again Then I tried to mix blonde colors in lordy as I tried lost my fingers and limbs cause My head it now glows Like a Christmas Tree Colors fill the air Makes me look crazy Like a disco light My head shines brightly It's like a Skittles bag Exploded on me (How did this happen ooh ) The spikes were nailed in (How did this happen ooh ) It gives off quite a stench (How did this happen ooh) Wanted something bold (How did this happen ooh) This ain't what I meant! Took a razor like Britney straight to my head The damn thing broke the police said it's a weapon Yes my hair is now a weapon What I'd do just to have my hair Back again My head is feeling really heavy lately I need a hack saw frankly Tried ev'ry knife I own Sandpaper's too weak Dulled it with my hair I'll try gasoline Do you have a light Flames are burning heat Thought I might be scarred Bad hair's still on me