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The Professor's Ten Commandments, Thanks to Notorious B.I.G. August 28, 2007 By Phil Ford Phil Ford We're staring down the barrel of another academic year. Time for a refresher course in professional deportment -- by which I mean "The Ten Crack Commandments," by The Notorious B.I.G. All you professors starting out at new institutions (like me) will be getting orientation sessions to show you the academic ropes -- procedures on academic misconduct, FERPA guidelines, sexual harassment policies, etc., but you can save some time and just listen to hiphop. "The Ten Crack Commandments" only looks like it's about drug dealing. All hustles obey the same logic, so heed Biggie's words. Rule nombre uno: Never let no one know how much dough you hold/Cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy. Especially worth remembering at academic meetings. People want to know what you've been up to, but not if you're doing better than they are. If you're a hotshot junior professor with one monograph coming out from Harvard and another under contract at Cambridge, along with 9 major articles and 14 essay-reviews and a teacher-of-the-year award, be cool about it. And don't go around bragging about how you've got the 10 best people locked down for your edited anthology of new scholarship on Aquitanian verse, because the 11th guy, the guy you didn't ask, will be waiting out by the dumpsters with a chair leg. Don't let it get drastic. Number two: Never let 'em know your next move/Don't you know bad boys move in silence or violence. Or, as MF Doom says, never let your so-called mans know your plans. This applies especially to bloggers. Seriously, bloggers, always assume that everyone you know, and everyone you might want to know, will read your blog. It's easy to get suckered into the illusion that you're confiding your innermost thoughts with an anonymous Them you'll never actually meet. Nope, and when you confide stuff about yourself that you wouldn't announce from the lectern of a plenary session of the American Musicological Society, you could end up like Youngblood Priest from Superfly, who accidentally kills his best friend when he drops the name of his connection in a nightclub. As Curtis Mayfield comments in the title song: "But a weakness was shown, 'cause his hustle was wrong/His mind was his own, but the man lived alone." Or, to put it in less poetically, if you want your mind to be you own, or if you want to be master of your own destiny, you need to live alone, metaphorically speaking; don't confide, or a weakness will be shown, and your hustle will be wrong. A hard school, I know, but then.... Number three: Never trust nobody/Your Moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up/Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck/she be layin' in the bushes to light that ass up. Well, not your Mom, necessarily -- Actually, I would amend this one to Black Thought's line, trust your fam, or trust nobody at all. But then, you never know, do you? You never see it coming. Those of you who have been working in academe for a while, you know what I'm talking about. Those of you who are freshly minted Ph.D.’s polishing the nameplate on your new office door (you took a picture of it with your cell phone, didn't you? admit it) are going to find out. Number four: Know you heard this before, never get high on your own supply. Admittedly, a harder one to square with academic life. But think of it this way: when you are up in front of your students, you are not necessarily "being yourself." You have a persona, or several personae, that you adopt as a way to frame the meaning of the material you're teaching, and to impart a sense of your own relationship to that material. And this is also true of the larger academic community: Chant scholars don't come across like hip-hop scholars. But don't believe your own bullshit. Keep clear, if only in your own head, the distinction between who you are for professional purposes and who you are at home. Don't let academic faction get in the way of friendship, fun, or human values generally. Be a hustler, but don't hustle yourself. William S. Burroughs puts it another way. "Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside." For me, Biggie's commandments five and seven are really two sides of the same coin: Never sell no crack where you rest at and keep your family and business completely separated. I like to keep professional and personal stuff separate. Sure, we all work at home sometimes, but when you're off the clock, you're off the clock. Don't go ruining your daughter's fourth birthday party by sneaking out to answer department e-mails. Don't screw up a good dinner party by getting in a shouting match with the orthodox Schenkerian over the ontology of background structure. And you can be friendly with your students, sure, but don't forget the sexual harassment lecture they gave you on orientation day. Number six: That goddamn credit, dead it/You think a crackhead payin' you back, shit, forget it. For "crackhead," think "student with a late paper." For "credit," think "extension." Number eight: Never keep no weight on you/Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too. Let your TA do the grading. Actually, no, I kind of disagree. Don't turn your TA’s into a firewall between the students and yourself. When something goes wrong in a class, it is always your problem. If you're a leader, everything is your fault. You have to be cool with that. Still, when things get heavy -- like, when you have a serious case of plagiarism -- know when to call in the specialists. Don't try to fix everything in-house. The Office of the Dean of Students carries more weight than you do, and they know how to use it. Number nine shoulda been number one to me: If you ain't gettin' bags stay the fuck from police. Don't snitch. Academic bloggers especially, don't talk about the inner workings of your department, and don't talk shit about your colleagues. This is why a lot of academic bloggers are anonymous, of course, but sooner or later you'll make a mistake and drop an incriminating detail, and your cover will be blown. See number 2, above. Number ten: A strong word called consignment/Strictly for live men, not for freshmen/If you ain't got the clientele say hell no/Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow. Protect your time; don't bite off more than you can chew; learn to say No. The academic equivalent of the guys who want their money rain sleet hail snow is your tenure committee, and what they'll demand, with the same inflexible rigor as a Columbian drug cartel, is a good publication record. There's probably a few other commandments that could profitably be drawn from hiphop lyrics. I invite you to suggest them. BIO Phil Ford is starting a new job as assistant professor of musicology at Indiana University at Bloomington. This essay is adapted from one of his postings at the blog Dial “M” for Musicology. YouTube Video Coming Soon!!!
The Fate of Zeroes June 15, 2015 at 2:05pm Beauty is the monster everyone likes shower. Pride echoes its nickname for being humble means you are the first one to be devoured. She sings of sad songs and collects the delicate flowers. Telling the young men to win her over and listen to receive her power. Most men think backwards and stumble upon her skirt thinking, coward. Embracing nothing but fear, majority of men only hear the dark of the night as she steps near. Clear. Clearly I seek more than drowning in an abyss. Hoping to light up her world like that first kiss. Missing the signs of faith before I race with the invisible man Intruder!!! A rage of fool can betray us when he knows how to control his fate. She cries to the wise, what is wrong with me and why must I always be late. We are always trying to fix the problem date after date. You see, she just wants to relate;But he always sees her in an another state. Can you relate, instead of retaliating against the history on your slate. Love is about dreaming to live when hope is dead and gone. Politics were devised to keep us in the wrong. Sad, she just loves singing the same old song. Crying out to her men, where do I belong. I've felt this way for far too long. Romance hides yet spilling over every side. Pain will gauge you even if your fears tell you so long. Stay strong. The smartest survive because they already know they are dead wrong. And she knows why your soul cries. Embedded with passion, she only wants to be with you when you feel like you're so far gone. A good woman will always see that you are always her number one. Until the day you pass on the flaws to your son. There's a reason why men never cry. They just live their lives like Marty McFly; Letting their imagination navigate them through time. As a rich man becomes poor through his rhythm and rythme. Chained as a slave to his mind. This new slave is what we call human kind. Love is the only cure that sees why greed makes us so blind. It's all just an addiction the way we think. Justice knows why she keeps us craving more. Just to keep us on her brink. Televised to have her screaming at us just drink. But if you follow your heart and use your mind, there a lot more than buried treasure you'll find. Rewind, rewind, rewind. Maybe love she knows how I react when happiness is hard to find. It takes guts to be a man. To formulate and plan. Understanding nothing yet coming up with something better to comprehend. Do you understand It's the illogical that makes the peace at your heart. Being born with beauty was all wrong from the start. As we proceed deeper Knowledge of self is what tears us apart. Yearning to grow together is something we rely on when chaos insues. Life is not black, white, red or blue. Chrome, platinum, gold make great substitutes in humanity by living life to the fullest, to acknowledge it's hue. Beauty of life is, It's not who you are but what you do. Using your intuition is your best perspective and point of view. Being honest always attracts a bright crew. But all so true. Does that make me wrong for telling you what's real. Living your dreams is about accepting how you feel, When nothing makes sense even when love loses its appeal. By accepting that You grant yourself happiness. When the nights are cold and the money comes pouring in It just reminds her why we are born with sin. Love only wants to warm him up like the fireplace to my heart. For our souls jump at her light only to dream about being satisfied with her gift from the start. Crying over magnificence and finding her true purpose at heart. It's our different hues that keep us apart. But I'm crying we are the same, We are the same with no one to blame.