
I need it for my dog!
progressive
silly
Story behind the song
Very daft reflection on dietary pet food.
Lyrics
Obesity Diet for Dogs
Obesity Diet for Dogs
Driving to the supermarket
Take my car, where can I park it?
I wander through the rows of cans
I touch them all with my hands
cornflakes, Garden rakes, cereals and wheat
No obesity diet do I meet
I need it, Oh I need it
I need it for my dog
Obesity Diet for Dogs
Obesity Diet for Dogs
If my dog gets any fatter
Against the walls he will splatter
He'll eat us out of house and home
I'll have to have him put down
I need it, Oh I need it
I need it for my dog
Obesity Diet for Dogs
Obesity Diet for Dogs