5:00 in the morning Gotta get outta bed No snooze alarm warning Chores hang over my head Serve food that's organic Sort clothes for the wash Calm school-induced panic Picking up, dropping off If only I could go on strike Just maybe they'd see what it's like, 'cause... Got The Domestic Goddess Blues Where's the raise, I've paid my dues Don't feel appreciated Staying home is over-rated This Cinderella's not the least bit amused Got The Domestic Goddess Blues Serving a life sentence With no chance for parole Lost all independence Two kids are in control Why can't they peel a grape for me? Or stop before I count to three? 'Cause... Got The Domestic Goddess Blues Where's the raise, I've paid my dues Don't feel appreciated Staying home is over-rated This Cinderella's not the least bit amused Got The Domestic Goddess Blues Back when I worked, sure my boss was a jerk but the perks of the job were sublime Now my clients live with me, they pout and dismiss me, what I'd give for a tall glass of wine Got The Domestic Goddess Blues Where's the raise, I've paid my dues Don't feel appreciated Staying home is over-rated This Cinderella's not the least bit amused Got The Domestic Goddess Blues ‘Cause it’s not till the end of the day, after I wash off their little cooties At last I can finally enjoy my fun wifely duties I’ve got the Domestic Goddess Blues