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Don't Try To Do This
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Lead single from "Welcome to Planet Earth 2: Supreme Machines and Devolved Monsters".
Charts
Peak #498
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
R.Carter, N.Serra, M.Mathers
Rights
Crazyone-Worldwide/WolfDen/Shady Records
Uploaded
December 31, 2014
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MP3 5.0 MB, 160 kbps, 4:53
Story behind the song
A cautionary spoof of the 2001 D12 hit single "Fight Music". This song goes about describing every action that the listener should never try to do.
Lyrics
[Hook] Don't try to do this, screw this, break this disc and lose it Whenever you hear this song just don't accuse it I had a fit, trashed my house, and killed a blue tit went to the studio and had to cool it This type of song you don't have to ever introduce it You just know, that's my new hit These type of songs will causes a brain contusion A mass profusion of dummies undisputed [Verse 1] I walk in Walmart gettin girls with utter charm urine in my crotch and smelling my underarms providing alibies as soon as I hear alarms Paranoid chump that'll run from an Islam Carter Run!, Nick's got a bomb! Strapped to his forehead screamin', KAZAKHSTAN! the wolf never thinks, instincts, shootin blanks siphoning gas tanks, cops see him a saint Dagniabbit!, this dude I just provoked think he'll finish me by slittin' my throat Reversed, flipped him into the streets, he got squashed Chief now back to this beef I had with a Girl Scout on State Street Don't try to do this [Verse 2] Know why I'm in this jail son? (No) cause I exposed myself and I didn't run (Oh) I wrapped my dong in bubble wrap (TRICK!) You gotta try this crap; slapped your momma for saying I couldn't rap (HAHA!) I'm a straight dude, Katy Perry I wanna date you While the Kool-Aid man videotapes you (OH! YEAH!) Eating bacon making this song Meeting a Prince in the Sudan, his wife gave me a Hard-On Bang a tranny, MAN SHE'S STRONG!! Fly up to Frisco, smoke a fake bong (YOU KNOW!) Buy a gun (DON'T!), now shoot it in the mall (PLEASE DON'T!) got to Howell and blow up Burwich farm make a love song [Repeat Hook] [Verse 3] Cheat on who you wanna cheat on, get ya groupie swing on Say Ching Chong, in the hometown of Mao Zedong Start a fight, get drunk Threaten the next White President with spunk Write on the wall, disobey the laws Run through a schoolhouse in nothing but your drawers Fans abroad, there's nothin' to applaud But were joking it's all fun, the good is in us all Don't try to do this [Verse 4] Go in a church and start a scuffle And don't hesitate to punch the Deacon with swollen knuckles We like that, squash an Ant with combats scrape that crap back, right in front of a toddler (YOU SEE THAT!?) I slap your cheek, ignore you when you speak never brush your teeth, and make soda your only drink the urinal is your sink, now we're talking Came back and drink out the toiletbowl, and sleep in a used coffin Don't try to do this [Verse 5] These bees is ringing and stingin em See all these people highly allergic so I'm bringin' em If anybody breathe too hard, Im gonna swing on em spring on em and mix Potassium with Magnesium walk down Lafayette, step on shoes, or laugh at em Hold up a picture of Obama and kick it at em harass your daughter hookin', don't care if her dad's looking Don't try to do this, you could lose your life stupid [Verse 6] If I could capture just half of today's hotties and model chicks lock em in a bathroom and make em swallow it they'd spit it back in my face think I'm a racists or hypocrite who say these dumb hits, but don't do it I'm in Karachi with Cosby and you probably zombies, cause you patent and copy what you all see some people misjudge me, they don't know me they'll never flop me, I'm hardcore and I'm cocky I came to destroy these generations of babies and parents who let their kids listen to me they're crazy paraphrase me, I'm makin' them so lazy That's how I got this whole fanbase to embrace me A only did this so my career would prolong I dedicate this to any kid in a strict home A cripple, a critic, or any midget I'm sicked on A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called [Repeat Hook]
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