Parody of "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavigne
parody
avril lavigne
revenge
snowball
hello kitty
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Story behind the song
Cats. I honestly think they kep the Internet alive after the Y2K scare. With funny videos and pictures, they're easily one of the most popular things on the web. They're humiliated without concern of their feelings. What would it be like if one day, a cat stood up and said "I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"? This...this is what would happen.
Lyrics
[Owner]
Meet my kitty, she’s named Snowball
Isn’t she so pretty?
Isn’t she so pretty?
The love of my life
I got my Snowball at the age of nine
She’s my snookum-wookum, SHE’S SO FLUFFY!
Have lots of tea parties
In her white dress and her little bonnet
And I know she’s crazy for me!
At night we alway cuddle
We couldn’t be apart ‘cause I love her
Come on, let’s take one more selfie!
It’s time for her bath now
You can tell how she just wants to laugh now
Man my kitty’s the cutest thing
Love my Kitty Kitty
Snowball’s pretty pretty
Sleep time Kitty Kitty
Lay with me
Night night Kitty Kitty
Sleep tight silly silly
Love you Kitty Kitty
And sweet dreams!
[Snowball]
Please someone, just kill me!
Someone help me, please set me free
Snowball, really? My name’s Vinny
She thinks I’m sweet? I guess we’ll see...
How she likes to be the kitty!
[Owner]
Woke up, something itches
On my ear, it’s a computer chip!?
I think Snowball has gone crazy!
She’s got a controller
Makes me do all her things, without error
She’s forcing my tongue to clean me!
[Vinny]
Come now Kitty Kitty
Here’s some mice for eatin’
And a box of litter
For your pee!
Here’s a puppy, puppy
Best get running, running
Try and scurry, scurry
Up that tree!
C-C-Come now, Fluffy!
You’re my kitty, let’s have some tea
Hey there Fluffy, you're so lovely
Sweater’s itchy, but it’s funny
What’s wrong kitty? Don’t you love me?
Looks like you’ve got your first hairball
C-c-cough p’tooey!
Come drink milk out of this saucer
Mm-mm-mm-mm yummy!
Play with this yarn for me!
Now pose in this pic with me!
I hope that you fin’lly see
All the crap you’ve done to me!
Me-OW!
Think you’re witty? It’s a pity
Nine lives, plenty. You’ll stay with me
Until you are way passed eighty!
Stop your whining, you big pussy!
[“Fluffy”]
Please stop Kitty Kitty
I’m so sorry sorry
You’re a kitty kitty
Forgive me!
Someone help me, help me
Think my kitty, kitty’s
Tryn’ta kill me, kill me
Please help me!
I’m not Fluffy
Someone help me!