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04. Hypothetical Trees Don't Make A Sound At All
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HipHop - Alternative Hip Hop
Previous peak charts position #513
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #44
Jared Woods
September 30, 2013
MP3 3.1 MB
128 kbps bitrate
3:22 minutes
Story behind the song
Much like Pinelanders, this song was actually mostly finished at the end of 2008. At first I thought it was the worst song on the album, but literally the day before I recorded the vocals I decided to change my approach and make it sound like I was crying all the way through. This saved it, I think. I also feel the lyrics are possibly the most important on the EP in regards to the narrative, as it is the necessary closer to the first chapter and is more true to the story. It has its quirks, basically. The inspiration for this song was honestly just because I wanted something with violins. Once again, a lot of the drumming is Aphex Twin based. I got stuck with the middle part, but by suggestion from a friend, I slowed it “the f*** down” to something which was blatantly based on Portishead, and failed miserably. The video, however, I think stand on its own two feet as one of the best of them. And that’s the end of Chapter 1, hope you enjoyed it!I It will only get more weird from here, promise!
Lyrics
VERSE 1 Oh, suck my dick, ASSHOLE you prick And then one morning there was a hole in the wall And she was gone She wasn’t even there anymore So I called up the taxi “Put your miles to the gasoline” And he agreed and leaned forward so he could see And he asked "what's wrong?" He asked "who’s the motherf*** ing monster?" And he listened to the facts While I was whining in the back And he didn’t strike me as a hygienic man in general CHORUS 1 Oh, and then this guy said "Be careful of this b*** , you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this b*** , you are never gonna understand the full effect" Oh, sorry, this is so embarrassing. I have to take this VERSE 2 Oh, laugh me in my vagina, my brother And then the next second my phone was ringing And it was Nolan, my friend Nolan, my friend, he said He saw the silhouette of her having sex With Rex and he's sorry that we broke up so soon And I lit a cigarette I littered, and I took a deep breathe And said we hadn’t broken up And he needs to tell me where they are right now CHORUS 2 Oh, and then my boy said "Be careful of this b*** , you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this b*** , you are never gonna understand the full effect" BRIDGE And there was this thought upon a surface That this girl had left on purpose And the cabbie looked in doubt And I was feeling pretty funny And her phone slammed into voicemail And I facebooked and I gmailed And I prayed And I coughed And I whined And I hissed And I spat And I growled And I cried And then we drove around all night Until the sun showed up with the light And then the cabbie kicked me out Because I ran outta money And I prayed And I coughed And I whined And I hissed And I spat And I growled And I puked THE GIRL, you think you can can control me But you will never really understand This-a bit of tragedy It lacks all predictability And the verdict is that you deserve it I guess you could never really understand You would just pity me And then you would sh** on me VERSE 3 Slut you love cock too much And next thing I know I’m standing on Pinelands Heights And I’m looking down I’m looking down at the small the crowd They’re saying “don’t jump” And I can’t remember how I got there Or that I’d just been dumped And then up in the front In the front there was a cop with a gun And a loud speaker and he was speaking loud to me And I hate to admit it, but I was loving the attention CHORUS 3 Oh, and then this pig said "Be careful of this b*** , you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this b*** , you are never gonna understand the full effect" VERSE 4 Oh, this whole time Lizzie was just chilling. And needless to say, I remembered why I was there And I jumped
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