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03. And As Soon As I Ejaculated I Knew That I Had
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And As Soon As I Ejaculated I Knew That I Had Made A Mistake
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HipHop - Alternative Hip Hop
Previous peak charts position #1,711
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #122
Jared Woods
September 30, 2013
MP3 3.1 MB
128 kbps bitrate
3:26 minutes
Story behind the song
This song was by far the hardest to write out of the first installment, you have no idea. I rebuilt it so many times and all too often found myself ruining it, with at least 4 different versions existing. But eventually I settled on this one, and even though I will never claim it to be my best, I do find myself craving it much more than any of the other tracks. Possibly because lyrically, it has got to be one of the most intense things I have ever done. My original aim was just to get a Timbaland style production sound, and even if I failed at it, that was my main original inspiration. The bassline itself reminds me of Air’s Sexy Boy, which was totally unintentional and far from it, but I did not try to avoid it. Some of the percussion was based on some Janelle Monae song I can’t really remember, and (much like the entire album) I think the influence of Eminem’s Marshall Mathers LP shines strongest on this track. Oh, and finally I put the Dubstep drop in there just as a laugh at my friends, this was not based on KoRn! I actually mixed metal and Dubstep long before they ever did! As for the video, it’s probably the roughest. Some of those drawings are so sh** I can only assume I was drunk when I did them, and the lyrics are so quick that it is difficult to keep up with them. Sorry about that, but f*** you is what I really mean.
Lyrics
VERSE 1 She's so f*** ing pretty Takes her hours to get ready It’s so unnecessary But it makes her feel happy When my friends can't end their sentences In her defense, it's funny No expense, no need for money But she got me She walks real slow Heads follow where she goes She makes her own clothes She giggles with her nose She knows about bling bling loves shiny things Wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing But she had Well isn’t this nice My prize in the eyes of all the other guys And I go to the pub And I get into a fight Every time I think about The word the monster said But how could he speak Of someone so unique Somewhat skew teeth And the cutest little feet bleeergghhh but it ain’t no thang PRE-CHORUS She wouldn't give me a word if she hadn't heard me sing No, she wouldn't give me a word if she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But As Soon As I Ejac Ulated I knew That I Had made a mistake And I pulled out VERSE 2 First verse she was a virgin I’m perversion personified Our period synchronised And I told a bunch of lies And mutual masturbated 'Til it was overrated Then we hate it, couldn’t take it Broke her But her vagina was kinda Like a piranha nirvana Like Madonna had conned her She was touched for the very first time Then there was that smell She had cast a spell From her ass and I fell in luurve So f*** you THE GIRL You can go to hell With that fat f*** ASSHOLE as well Your hymen is mine I’m rhymin in time to tell on your crimes While I sell a million copies but for neow... My eyes had changed Fast heart-shaped pains Like a grain of cocaine My fame was strained by this dame Which has a nice ring, sure PRE-CHORUS but it wouldn’t mean a thing If she...uhhhh.. if she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But as soon as I ejaculated I knew that I had Made a mistake and I passed out BRIDGE Such a perfect way to ruin an evening... there was something... there was... VERSE 3 Something evil Crawling up my leg Into my pee-hole Nesting eggs into my head Confess, I was a mess Was useless, was obsessed Pussy juices had infested All the brains I had left Especially when she dressed When I saw her breasts Stressed when we kissed I tasted breathe, I’d insist On licking her clit So fast it would fall to bits Split her pussy lips Like a bag of crisps, f*** er Stick fists inside the b*** Scratched out my stitches My dick would itch Spit for lubrication Smelt like fish Used up my 3 wishes And I’d do it again I’d even break up the band And they wouldn’t understand that It’s just me over-flowing And she wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing PRE-CHORUS No she...uhhhh... if she hadn't heard me sing No she...uhhhh.. if she hadn't heard me sing But she...uhhhh... if she hadn't heard me sing No, she wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But As Soon As I Ejac Ulated I knew That I had made a mistake and I pulled out BRIDGE 2 And it’s not her fault It’s kind of my fault Cos my friends did warn me And it’s not her fault entirely It’s a little bit of my fault Because my did friends warned me I guess I was a bit too horny I should take it with a pinch of salt And I assure you, I am completely over her But I’ve been planning this for way too long to go back on it and all seriousness she f*** ing deserves it, you shouldn’t mess with an artist, forever cement your stupidity and infidelity into history and I’m sorry SOME GUY and thank you God Lizzie understands me, but THE GIRL I really hope you are listening closely to this and it ruins your f*** ing evening, b*** . Ruins your f*** ing evening, b*** Ruins your f*** ing evening Ruins your f*** ing evening, b*** Ruins your f*** ing evening
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