You know that Jane is getting sweaty She wants to head for cover And Jim can feel the tension as they look at each other Yeah they are birds of a feather and they only want one thing now you can bet they’re gonna do it It’s only a question of how They hop in a car say they’ll be back soon and they head off to a hotel room ‘cause That’s how they get their kicks They’re TV Junkies when they need a fix Then they shake and they get pale They’re so serene when they glue their eyes to the TV screen It’s a drug that never fails Well then they turn those lights they turn them way down low so they can bath themselves in that unearthly glow And oh it feels so cool and yet it is so hot Jim says “Janey baby, Don’t that just hit the spot?” They live the moment for all it’s worth They’ll never get closer to heaven on earth ‘cause That’s how they get their kicks